The Hellmouse is a sophomore at "Mizzou," the University of Missouri-Columbia. She is a communications and English double-major, with a minor in computer science. She is Asian-American, outspoken, opinionated, kind of bitchy (if truth be told), extremely geeky and eccentric, and otherwise an unusual character. She works at The Maneater Newspaper as assistant to the online editor, but has plans to overtake the online editor position itself, starting in the fall -- whether it requires a hostile takeover or not. She's getting tired of writing in the third person, so this is over. Bye-o.